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Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh this one was close to getting me

[โ€“] moleverine 10 points 3 weeks ago

Same. It's frightening that I can actually see that headline being true.

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