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[โ€“] LovableSidekick 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children) 
IN CASE OF FIRE:

1. git commit
2. git push
3. exit building
[โ€“] hakunawazo 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) 
THE CAUSE OF FIRE:  

1. git pull
2. merge conflict
3. starting fire