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[–] Buddahriffic 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Step 1. Sell insurance to criminal.
Step 2. Beat up criminal.
Step 3. Advertise loudly that criminal is lucky they have bat insurance or they'd be fucked.
Step 4. And this is the important one: don't beat up every single other person that then buys bat insurance, instead beat up those who might want to beat them up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Disproportionately beat up those who don’t have bat insurance, and suppress the “conspiracy theory” that there is such a correlation.