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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why do your reps need legumes? Should I be giving my boss legumes?

[–] LazaroFilm 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL peanuts are legumes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The adventures of President Jimmy Carter!

By day, peaceful President, but at night he becomes the Legume Leader

"Look!" cried out the Legume Leader, "Leaping lizards! Looks like looters lifted Lady Liberty's lone light!"

In shock that someone could possibly steal the bulb from the Statue of Liberty's torch, the Legume Leader leaps into action. He leaps into his helicopter and shouts his catchphrase, "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASSES, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!"

Tune in next week to find out how many fingernails our peanutty protagonist had to rip out from our foes before they'd give him the answers he so desperately desired.

[–] LazaroFilm 4 points 1 year ago

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom 3 points 1 year ago

Admirable alliterative abilities abound in your adventurous anectode, amigo