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Anon finds a hidden message in Shrek (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Virgin Birth? Walked on Water? Caused a demon to leave a person's body and go out into a bunch of feral hogs that he then sent over the side of a cliff with a few words? Raised a guy from the dead? Raised himself from the dead? Caused his followers to speak every language by touching them with ghost powers?

I would consider all of these events individually implausible, just for starters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh maybe my DnD deities weren't crazy enough

[–] Glytch 1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah the deep lore for a lot of real-world religions is WILD

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I would consider all of these events individually implausible, just for starters.

If they were plausible, then there wouldn't be a religion surrounding the guy.