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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So, you've seen it thousands of times when a man is alone with a woman... in public?

Or maybe I'm right and the presence of others is indeed a deterrent.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

How would you even know you clown? You don't even understand the concept of being alone in public.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Nah I'm not the whisperer of dumbasses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Then why do you keep responding?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Thank you for your service. I had a nice night of sleep before seeing their response, and you exposed that it's a troll before I had to expend any energy on it.

I hope you have a great day.

Also: re your user name... a group of crows is called a "murder." Does your name imply that a group of dragons is called a "fayth?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

"Dear, call the wizard, please. There's a fayth of dragons nesting in the attic again."