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Elon Puts Kid Who Just Graduated From High School in Charge of Disemboweling the US Government (futurism.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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What's the federal budget for sippy cups?

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[–] Snapz 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They are feeding all communications from devices into AI right now, both a massive security breach and they are calculating and creating an enemies list. Watch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Watch

I'd rather drink and play video games while I'm waiting for the Alphabet Boys to show up. I don't wanna stress out peeking out the window.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Sadly this is how I'm starting to feel. The problem is that means we are allowing this to happen.