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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yes that's why the drill instructor yells in English too. Come on now friend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Spongebob gets dubbed in many languages. Makes sense anon would translate it back to English for posting on 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm, that's a good point.

Alright, which country would you suspect then? Because outside of the US, every other English speaking country uses the metric system (but I'm not sure if any of them still have mandatory conscription).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think anon just made up a funny story.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, it wouldn't be the first time, would it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hah, no. I just enjoy finding this sort of mistakes in the stories.