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Make that straight away. Be someone who can put in some effort for special occasions (like dates) but never give the impression you are anyone you are not.
I find that it's best to restrain my excessive (pathological, frankly) flatulence until at least the 4th date. I definitely do attempt to falsely present myself as someone who lacks excessive gas.
Dutch ovened my now wife on our third date like 16 years ago
broke her brain for a couple of minutes while she tried to be pissed and shocked but couldn't stop laughing lol
Maybe not that early, and also not everything.
When we met, I was obsessed with collecting dead bugs and in retrospect, I kinda sucked at it and it was gross. I didn't tell her about it until a few years later and she laughed at it. But had I told her about it at the start, I dunno.
My wife also hid her Tarot cards collection. For good reason too... At the time, I was extremely bitter at the state of Collectable card games and was trashing everything. But a few years later when I wasn't such an asshole about it, I accepted her hobby.