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[–] MooseTheDog 15 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I remember in school we kids had 'gay' tests we would do on each other. Depending on how you checked your nails or shoe for dirt, stuff like that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (11 children)

In my school you were gay if your index finger was shorter than your ring finger, or if your wore one earring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I had the earring thing in mine too, but it had to be the right ear to be gay. Left ear was fine.

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“left is right, right is wrong”

[–] LovableSidekick 1 points 1 week ago

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

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