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Unless Anon served in the Russian army, accidentally shooting a rock 10m away would be quite a serious safety breach leading to a good amount of investigations.
In soviet Russia the pension will get you for life... Jokes aside he won't get any pension or medical in russian army, just get sent to Ukraine. Cheaper
Anon is on 4chan and mentioned mandatory service...so yeah, probably Russia or a former Soviet state.
That's why anon is going to that guy's wedding next week; both were kicked out of army.
In Russian army, rock shoots you.