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[–] hOrni 54 points 2 weeks ago (31 children)

I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’

[–] hOrni 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I'm almost 40, I can't get it up in 3,5 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You a quick study on skulling fascists? Only 3.5 mins for a roomful seems like a walk-in closet at the most, but maybe you've been practicing for the big leagues. Commendable foresight, citizen.

[–] P00ptart 1 points 1 week ago

You should see a doctor. I am 40 and I have no issues with either.

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