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Based on math and porn law, the minimum age to be a porno MILF should be 36
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If the kids make an appearance in the porno, they would have to be 18+. He does specifically point out porno milfs. Although I suppose the kids could just be implied in the event of a porn.
*She, and they are very rarely implied in porn unless it's in the context of finishing/boarding/imaginary 18+ young adult school.
Pornographers who are above board in any way at all wouldn't dress a set to imply there is a minor present
Of course it's company policy, in the event of a dildo, to never imply ownership of the dildo. We have to use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo