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I think there's nuance to this.
Any deceased family member of yours who belongs in heaven is going to give you privacy when you need it
How do they know when that time is without having first witnessed some ball gobbling?
Do we just have ancestors popping in for a check and immediately turning away embarrassed all the time?
Maybe they have to ask permission at the family spying desk and the attendant will just shake their head and say "umm... Nows really not the best time. Gobble gobble if you catch my drift."
I can't imagine how many embarrassing reunions there would be in heaven, or maybe hell is just filling to the brim lol
It's kinda like a Facebook birthday reminder, for whatever kind of things they would want to see. As long as heaven can design a good algorithm, there's no big issues.
maybe its like a studio room, where theres a sign outside the door, that lights up "sex" or something.
Probably
Or once you see the private lives of every person, all the time, you quickly understand that everyone does weird shit in private and voyeurism just loses its novelty entirely. People fucking or picking their nose will be no more interesting that someone walking down the street.
Hell it barely is now...
Yeah but my grandmother was 104 when she died. She married my grandfather when she was in her twenties and I really don't think she was really all that bothered about him it was just the done thing back then.
She definitely would take the opportunity to be judgy, while at the same time technically passing the requirements by her own standards to be in heaven.
people don't have omniscience to just peer through the veil and watch a "family member" or anyone else for that matter
as far as you know.
this is a fact don't get hung up too much on religion
I don't consider myself to be religious. But I hang out with Jesus pretty frequently. He hides from the Christians with me.
He figures a non-religious guy who looks like me is the best guy to hang out with to not be noticed by the crazy Christians
hang with "jesus" but you cosplay as a tyrant false god? lol ok bro... you seem really confused. hope you find clarity
what the hell are you talking about?
figures