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[–] [email protected] 173 points 1 week ago (18 children)

In case people are wondering: it's indeed a german joke.

It's a pun. "meet" and "hit" are using the same word in german

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Come to think of it, that's a thing in Swedish as well - we could make the pun work there as well:

Två jägare träffades. Båda dog.

[–] SmackemWittadic 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Båda dog! Båda dog! No Treåt

(I know å is pronounced like "eu" like in Blåhaj. Couldn't help myself tho)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For it to match Swedish phonetic rules, it would have to be:

Bäd dågg! Bäd dågg! Nåu trit!

[–] SmackemWittadic 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well, doing it in properly phonetic Swedish would have ruined the joke a bit in English, so I don't think it's a problem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I guess it depends on which English accent you're emulating.

[–] FooBarrington 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A Båda dog once bit my sister... No realli!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

My hovercraft is full of eels!

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