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Champagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrate (edition.cnn.com)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Heh. I may or may not already have those three.

I'm not excited for anyone to die, but I really want to know, on my deathbed, that I outlived those three.

I tell myself it has something to do with knowing I contributed positive change to the world for longer than their negative, but I realize it's probably just my pettiness.