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One of yous is gonna be cold with the other gets the shower water
This is the real reason to be scared. She’s gonna hog that hot water and he’s gonna freeze! Showering together seems so sexy and romantic in the movies but it’s actually just really awkward and uncomfortable!
Maybe it’s better if you got some kind of rich person giant luxury shower! Wait, of course it’s better!
The actual real threat is the temperature of the water.
If there was a "guaranteed to mutilate, superheated water vapor" option some women I've known would choose it.
They’re basically showering under the steam wand of a giant espresso machine!