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Almost 50,000-euro compensation payout for Spanish man whose erection lasted more than 30 hours | Sur in English (www.surinenglish.com)

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[–] Passerby6497 10 points 2 weeks ago

there’s also a very significant chance that he’s got a broken dick.

Unfortunately, it's not a chance for this dude.

This caused the young man to suffer from permanent erectile dysfunction and, in addition, loss of sensitivity and strength in his right arm and neuropathic pain in his left leg.

Dude has decades of decreased quality of life to look forward to because of this, I don't think the compensation was nearly enough.