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[–] UncleGrandPa 39 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I have the same reaction whenever i find what i need... Locked away..

I leave

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The one employee in the entire store is busy at checkout. I'm just gonna order it on Amazon.

[–] DarkFuture 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, "I'll just Amazon it" is becoming a more common phrase. It's cheap. The delivery is surprisingly fast.

Downside is you're making one of our wealthiest oligarchs even more powerful.

And, of course, it could be stolen off your doorstep before you can even get to it.

[–] MufinMcFlufin 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget how it's becoming more and more likely you'll just get a counterfeit.

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