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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i love it when my burnt skinless finger starts spraying blood and my date squeezes it, giving me unmeasurable amounts of pain :3

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

but what if i run out of ammo during a paintnall game? i want to take off my glove and spray 'em :3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Lethal Company masked behavior

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

i was talking about the pain from squeezing the wounded finger. it's obviously the best thing to do in that situation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think you can bleed out through a finger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why not? Your body cant produce blood that fast. If it doesnt stop bleeding you can bleed out through any wound. Especially if you happen to have thin blood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Fingers are small and peripheral.

[–] LouNeko 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i love ~~it when my burnt skinless finger starts spraying blood and~~ my date ~~squeezes it~~, giving me unmeasurable amounts of pain :3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

thanks for understanding what i was talking about :3

but seriously, i got 2 replies talking like i was doing anti-medicine propaganda or something