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i can't tell if Harrier Du Bois would make banging weed brownies or absolute dogshit ones (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/20854187

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Boethiah posts:
[a screenshot of a comment by BrokenHomesSmal…]
"Just put this bread into the oven for the first time. What on earth does "satin-smooth" mean? I am not a painter or a communist, I cannot work in such flowery terms as this. The fascists at the NSA wouldn't allow this - I hope when they read this comment they will immediately take down this wishy-washy recipe and replace it with a concrete scientific methodology that is more suited to the delicate and precise nature of baking." [screenshot ends]
this reads like Disco Elysium dialogue

autismgod replies:
this is like something an NPC says to you at the bakery in the witch alps version of Disco Elysium

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[–] Electric_Druid 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He'd find a way to mess it up, let's be real

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You’d want Gorący Kubek for all your drug needs.