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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've seen convenience stores that have a buzzer that turns on (very, VERY annoying buzzer) whenever someone opens up the liquor fridge in their store. This signals that someone is picking up some beer. It cannot be avoided. You want to be quick to get what you want and not have your ears buzzed off, but shoplifting alcohol is really hard that way. You can get it quick anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

e a buzzer that turns on

I've seen that before, but it was a LONG time ago. Very effective for small stores.