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Neuralink Patient's Brain Caught Mining Crypto During Sleep (isglitch.com)
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Brain-Computer Interface Doubles as Unauthorized Digital Mining Rig

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[–] Red_October 48 points 1 month ago

I hate the fact that I only immediately discounted this as satire because I know Neuralink isn't that far advanced.