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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions (theonion.com)
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[–] Rhynoplaz 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are we actually opting, or we just broke?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends, are you an Indian prince that has been kept in isolation your entire life to hide the pain of the world from your eyes?

[–] Rhynoplaz 7 points 1 month ago

I mean there was that one time in college, but we've all done a little experimenting, right?