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Help. I'm stuck. I need to go to the toilet. "nooope hooman (stretches out), you stay riiiiight heeeere (yawn, smeck smeck)" (lemmy.world)

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[–] LordWiggle 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ha! Joke's on you, twice a day I'm forced to move, because the drama will start: "hoooooman, I'm soooooooo hungry!🥺 Children in Africa are nothing compared to us😿, you need to feed us, RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'LL KILL YOU🤬, pleeeeeaaase? I luv yooouuu, so so much😻, FOOD! NOW ASSHOLE!😾" *throws everything they can find on the ground