this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] RightHandOfIkaros 17 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Sounds like the plot to an anime.

[–] herrvogel 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Complete with a scene where anon jerks it to her while she lays unconscious in the hospital bed, and then he cries about it for 17 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Um, he was 4 or 5, nowhere near old enough for puberty...

[–] cactusupyourbutt 5 points 3 weeks ago
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