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I predict that the DNA sample will be orange in color.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 days ago (2 children)

name another human convicted of 34 felonies and does zero jail-time, zero fines. go ahead, i dare ya.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Duke Nukem?

[–] Madison420 3 points 2 days ago

Ollie north? But that was 3 technically higher charges.