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submitted 3 days ago by stpshrt to c/comicstrips

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I've gone in and ordered two when it was dead and no one was around, I just sat down and ate them at a table near the ordering line area and the staff watched me eat both of them. Nobody cared.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure they took a photo of you. Then they hung it in the back of the store on their "Check out this guy" board. Under your photo, they wrote "ordered two, like a psychopath."

They also posted to chipotlebook, which is a secret social media platform for chipotle workers. Your photo has 12000 comments and 16823 laugh emojis.

Your photo was also shared in the Chipotle shadow council. There's a bean counter (pinto) noticing you're willing to buy two burritos and eat them in a single trip. He does some calculations, and realizes that money making opportunity here. Where the texmex realm mocked you, he sees you as his golden goose. The new "Double Stuffed Burrito" makes bajillions. He's been carrying your photo on his wallet.

The world cares more than you think.

[–] Agent641 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They only start to car if you order one, sit down, eat it, then order another, sit down and eat it, then order another...

[–] Snazz 1 points 1 day ago

I don’t think they would care about that unless there was a long line and you left no tip.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Little did doingthestuff know that from the 3rd meal on, they will not let you drive or operate heavy equipment.