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Sovcit made a performance contract. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/insanepeoplefacebook

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"To the Police or whom it may concern,

By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty."

Right fellas, it's ~~crime~~ freedom time

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Children's game rules. "Well I have INFINITY PLUS ONE money!"

"Nuh uh, I have infinity plus infinity money!"

[–] humorlessrepost 13 points 6 days ago

Rookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.