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[–] random_character_a 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd go shopping more. That's better than doom scrolling my phone, but I'm quite sure those would be occupied by kids.

[–] madcaesar 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're an adult bigger stronger faster! Simply assert wrist control and that baby is yours!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Kidnapping is a crime.