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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sure, they were cured of cancer... until one day suddenly dropped dead, for no reason at all

[–] brygphilomena 12 points 2 weeks ago

Death is the ultimate cure for cancer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ever head of dim mak, buddy?