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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

Why is nobody talking about the fucking double spine?

Or am I somehow stupid and interpreted that fucked up graphic wrong - if that even is possibly, because so much is wrong with that?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out

[–] Bytemeister 31 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It's okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.

[–] Joeffect 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn't get poop all over it... Basically just the same shit different hole

[–] Shou 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.

[–] udon 2 points 2 weeks ago

On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where I'm from it's tradition to smear some shit on a new baby's forehead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Test_Tickles 3 points 2 weeks ago

You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.

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