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The Academy Says That ‘MADAME WEB’ Is Not Eligible To Be Nominated For Best Picture At The Oscars (watchinamerica.com)
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[–] TheDoozer 3 points 1 week ago

I am not eligible for the US women's gymnastics team, but nobody seems to care about that. I'm an overweight 40+ year old man with no gymnastics experience, but the fact that only women are allowed on the team is the reason people should assume I'm not on the team.