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Not all chainsaws (midwest.social)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The most hardcore vermont thing I’ve ever seen is my ski and snowboard patrol friends skiing/riding around the ski area with chainsaws.

I’ve used them for work, and I quickly stopped because I did not get paid nearly enough to run a chainsaw.