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[–] edgemaster72 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Given how quickly most resolutions are broken, this guy is likely to kill someone within the next week I'd say

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As long as it's a CEO 🀷

[–] Lost_My_Mind 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Can we get the CEO of Walmart next?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Let’s focus on something more pressing like BP?

[–] rockSlayer 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a very good option, though might I recommend the CEO of RealPage?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Part of me wants to ask what RealPage is, and the logical side of me is telling me that if the first thing you learn about a company is that it's CEO is a piece of shit, than it may be better not to know what RealPage is.

[–] rockSlayer 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This company is a genuine menace and one we all need to know well. On the scale of United. RealPage is for "property management", i.e. landlord software. There are several lawsuits with allegations of price fixing, monopoly, etc. they're a very significant factor as to why rent is so fucking expensive and why it keeps increasing at insane rates. They'll never collect the data, but they're responsible for creating countless homeless people.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, those group of cunts!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

The resolution is that they wont kill anyone unless they deserve it

It wouldnt be broken if the victim was a CEO

[–] fluxion 4 points 2 weeks ago

And let's not get started on whatever pre-2025 actions brought this resolution on