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Anon doesn't wash (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] AngryCommieKender 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly

This is sounding extremely unsanitary

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well… you don’t want it flapping around everywhere in your oven now, do you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why not?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Traumatizes the children

[–] OrderedChaos 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought you said it traumatizes the chicken the first time I read your comment. Lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Probably both.. It's just that the chicken's trauma won't last as long..