this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol I never thought about this.

An amputee missing his right leg walks into the bar, sees an amputee missing his left leg.

"Hey dude what shoe size are you?"

"11.5, why?"

"No way me too! You want all my rights? I'll trade for your lefts!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm going to hell for this for at least a few weeks, but don't you mean "hops into a bar"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hehe yeah I thought it as I typed it but decided to use walks anyway.