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[–] Darrell_Winfield 222 points 1 week ago (30 children)

Hi gang! Doctor here, trained at and still work at the local "Rectal Foreign Body Center of Excellence", so I feel somewhat qualified to give my professional opinion.

Yes, nothing without a flared base should be used in this fashion. BUT, there's pretty much no risk for harm here. Mechanical obstruction is unlikely because, as OP says, it'll get mushy and get pooped out. Bananas aren't much of an irritant like a citrus fruit, so not much risk for chemical damage. Someone else said there might be a risk of potassium overdose, but not really. The rectum does absorb, but not as much as the stomach. So while some potassium will be absorbed, this is at worst equivalent to eating the same number of bananas. Which won't harm you.

So not a big risk here. That being said, flared bases, everyone!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Alright then Doc, what item would you suggest to be the best to shove up my ass?

[–] Darrell_Winfield 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And where is your proof of having a flared base?

[–] Darrell_Winfield 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Proof.

Sorry, probably not what you're asking for but I'm not going there.

[–] Wizard_Pope 22 points 1 week ago

I don't even myself know what I was asking for so I am satisfied with this.

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