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[–] PunnyName 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a penny, that's why I'm drunk on "Jack" and Henny.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
Sadly, what I do
Doesn't really rhyme

[–] Clbull 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Boss makes a dollar

I make a dime

That's why I'm jerkin

On company time.

[–] PunnyName 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In that case, I have another for you:

I drive a Volvo
Boss drives Lamborghini
That's why we need
more people like Luigi

[–] LovableSidekick 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Honest lyrics, the best kind.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

I make a dollar, boss makes thousands and banks it, that's why my monkey waits for work until I spank it