this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2025
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[–] makeshiftreaper 101 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds me of that greentext that was something along the lines of'

Boys, get an autistic GF

2 weeks before every birthday or major holiday I just ask her if there's anything she's been wanting recently

I buy exactly the things she's talking about

Every time she's blown away at how good my gifts are

It's just that easy

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's just a normal functional relationship.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Sir, this is green text the GF isn't the autist.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Or doesn't even exist most likely for that matter.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

They can both be autists. Or they could if this wasn't fake and gay