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Lol, gotta observe that the minivan driver thinks they’re in some way superior to the targeted Tesla. They’ll keep telling themselves that as they’re picking the cheerios out of the seat cracks with dried rotten milk stains left by their kids. Got to keep your masculinity intact somehow by imagining your coolness.
You got issues...
Does the minivan brick itself if it goes through a car wash without pressing the right button?
Cheerios can be vacuumed a lot faster than buying a vehicle not built for ego and nonstop recalls
Minivans are awesome and actually have a large amount of usable space, starkly contrasted to today's pickup trucks with sparkly clean beds and SUVs that are all useless interior plastic. I've hauled sheets of plywood, MDF, and lots of bottle depot runs with mine.
You hauled a Main Distribution Frame in a minivan!?
I can't tell if you're being facetious but it stands for medium-density fibreboard.