Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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[–] misterdoctor 121 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I wrote my resume exclusively in second-person POV, to reel the recruiter in and set the scene for what it would be like to work with me (bad)

You pull up Mister Doctor’s resumé and scan the contents starting with the summary section. Mister Doctor has chosen to write his resumé in second-person perspective you note, hoping to impress you with a spark of originality. You hate it, he has failed.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've read this is the Stanley Parable narrator's voice, which I assume is the intent.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It was the narrator from Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf for me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

ooh, that one is pretty good too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Rob cantor?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Absolutely same!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm reading it like the Broken Earth books.

[–] thedirtyknapkin 19 points 1 month ago

this just makes me wish my resume ever got read by real humans anymore... at least then i could be cute with it.