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Republican Steve Scalise bizarrely blames 'DEI' and 'wokeness' for New Orleans terror attack (www.advocate.com)

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designs your cities so you can't be farther than 2 ft away from a road at any given time and then complains that car attacks only happened because of woke

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter how/if they're linked to the attack, just that he said the magic evil words. Kind of like socialism and communism.

[–] pivot_root 8 points 5 days ago

Kind of like socialism and communism.

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