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I was an electrical engineering student a long time ago, pretty handy with most tools and electronics. I'm also least likely to kill or rape people. Well, maybe not the least likely, but very low on the list of suspects.
I could probably get working communications up and running for communities in like a couple of weeks plus travel. I probably won't eat you.
I also have experience in demolition, reclamation, and construction. I can outrun the vast majority of people. How fast can you run?
This guys kinda sus "I probably won't eat you" "I'm least likely to kill and rape you, but not really least"
Yeah movie 101 says to just kill you first and be done.
"I probably won't rape, kill and eat you... By the way, how fast can you run?"
"Track in highschool huh?... not a lot of meat..."