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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Press a little button on the side and hear such fun quotes as

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  • "ARTAX! STUPID HORSE! YOU GOTTA MOVE OR YOU'LL DIE!"

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  • the sound of hundreds of millions of children crying real tears