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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Extrapolating from pop science of the late 90s, drinking olive will make you immortal. Wash down some Provence herb seasoned whale blubber with copious amounts of red wine, between swiggs of olive oil, and you'll never have to deal with Alzheimers or the flu either.

[–] passiveaggressivesonar 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How can I short someone's liver

[–] AtariDump 7 points 6 days ago

💎 🙌🏻 🚀 🌕

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Thanks for triggering a memory I had suppressed. My mother used to make me drink half a cup of olive oil a day when I was a teenager because it was said to help menstrual cramps.

Anyway, it's probably not a surprise that I no longer have a gallbladder!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Ohhhhhh duhhhhh that's why I had a fucked gallbladder and had to fix my liver.

Jesus. Thanks internet. Our shared trauma is a trip.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

That’s 800 calories of straight olive oil, that is actually insane