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[–] sircac -3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pee sit down, like when you shit, give it a try, not reason to not do it and saves a loooooooooot of burden, including time.

[–] sircac 1 points 2 days ago

WoW! Judging the current net negative downvotes I assume that the voters were not ready for my proposal, but I swear that I enjoy several orders of magnitude less mess and higiene in my toilet seat since I did it without any drawback… good luck!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

People equipped with a penis standing to pee should really have the toilet seat raised out of the way

[–] Soggy 6 points 1 week ago

Joke's on you, the geometry of my toilet means that sit-and-pissers splash into the bottom of the seat so I have to clean the rim way more often than I used to!