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Texas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goat
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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How do you even cheat with a goat? The whole thing is ridiculous.
being in america, it's apparent that there are a large number of people (especially in red states) for whom part of the strategy is to accuse everyone else of cheating, all the time, no matter what.
projection
I'm not saying they're all the same, but 100% of the Vanlandingham's I have met in Texas have been rotten to the core. Real sociopaths. Smiling and friendly all while planting a knife in your back. And yes there's more than one example in my weird little anecdote. They eat their own children! (figuratively)
Poisoning the opposition goats, I think
Steroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind.