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Anon goes out of bounds (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Orcas are hyper intelligent
There has never been a documented orca attack on humans
People regularly go missing at sea without a trace

Hmmm....

[–] danc4498 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Their brain oil grants immortality

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Tis true, I am from a forgotten age. I stumbled upon orca brain oil early in my life and was tempted to try it. It's been a whirlwind since. I've seen nations rise and fall. I was alive when the messiah was born and when he was killed theb seen hum rise from the dead. I witnessed black death and great wars. Only to now be alive in the age which is most appropriate to my one desire in life. The age of porn hub.