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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes out of bounds (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] danc4498 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Their brain oil grants immortality

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Tis true, I am from a forgotten age. I stumbled upon orca brain oil early in my life and was tempted to try it. It's been a whirlwind since. I've seen nations rise and fall. I was alive when the messiah was born and when he was killed theb seen hum rise from the dead. I witnessed black death and great wars. Only to now be alive in the age which is most appropriate to my one desire in life. The age of porn hub.